MONDAY MORNING SMILE
~Laugh every day… in spite of yourself!!!

Last week, I posted “Why It’s Great to be a Guy”.
So, in the interest of fair play and equal opportunity, here’s…

Plenty of Good Reasons Why It's Great to Be A Girl :

• Women get to sit down.
• Men open doors for you and let you go ahead of them in line.
• You can sit in the front seat in class, and no one thinks you’re weird.
• Women have a higher threshold for pain.
• Women have a much higher life expectancy than men. Which means you get to cash in on the life insurance. It also means that every guy who ever dumped you will die first.
• Short means cute , not Napoleon complex; men love being looked up to.
• Make-up. You can take it or leave it. On the one hand, men usually prefer women to wear less make-up. On the other hand, you can conceal so much that no one ever has to know what you really look like.
• You finish dressing … he gets the car.
• Waiters always give the check to him.
• Women have the advantage when it comes to fashion. More stores, more styles, more colors, more options. You can develop your own “look” to suit your personality or your mood. You can even get away with borrowing your spouse’s clothes and it doesn’t mean you belong on Jerry Springer. cute flower girl dresses
• No matter how crazy you act, nobody minds. Women have the uncanny ability to become more adorable as their personality quirks increase.
• You can cry without pretending there’s something in your eye.
• You actually get extra points for sitting on the couch watching sports.
• When you take off your shoes, nobody passes out.
• Sometimes chocolate truly can solve all your problems.
• If you’re less than six-feet tall, you don’t have to lie about it.
• You don’t have hair on your back.
• If you have big ears, no one has to know.
• It’s cool to be a daddy’s girl . It’s sad to be a mama’s boy.
• When you fight with your spouse, you get the bed… he gets the couch.
• Women get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time because men mess-up so often.
• Women have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.\