You know you a beach bum when:
*You have 3 days of saltwater in your hair
*brush? Wtf is a brush?
*you haven't worn make up since that one wedding you went to that one time
*your bare feet can grind shells into sand ...
*oh fine, we are going out in public, I will put on a bra. Maybe
*sand. Best exfoliant out there. Just scoop it up at the shore and have a go at those shins and forearms wedding dresses for the beach
*a floppy t-shirt is a dress...right?